One day a blonde, a brunette and a redhead died, but before they went to heaven they met up with God. God: Before you enter these gates of heaven you have to climb 1000 stairs and on each stair i will tell a joke and if you laugh you will go to hell. On the 573 stair the brunette laughs and goes to hell. On the 777 stair the redhead laughs and goes to hell. On the 999 stair the blonde laughs and God asks why. The Blonde: I just got the first joke.