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Putting "K" in a text message not only shows that you are an a**h*le, but it also shows you are a lazy fuck who abbreviates a two-letter word.

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Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children

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If we can grow Marijuana on Farmville, Can we sell it on Mafia War?

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LOL used to mean Laugh Out Loud now it means "I have nothing else to say"

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DOES ANYONE ELSE? 1. Lose there phone after putting it down for a second... 2. Feeling ur phone vibrate when it doesnt.... 3. Up all night on weekdays but fall asleep early on weekends... 4. Feel sad when something bad happens to someone in movies... 5. Laugh when people fall... 6. Need to have the tv on even though ur not watching it.... 7. Ask someone to repeat themselves even though u heard them the first time... 8.Forget how to spell the simplest words.:... 9. Look up when they r thinking.. 10. Add things when ur telling a story to make it funnier... Or is it just me?

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Dear society,......................... Please stop calling Justin Bieber gay. We dont want him either. Sincerely, homosexuals

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********* I Hate When This Happens ************** When you are lying in bed, using your phone. Then all of a sudden, it decides to ninja backflip out of your hands and attacks your face.

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WE ALL HAVE 3 ADDRESSES MEMORIZED... 1. Your own address 2. Your best friends address 3. P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. (;

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Teenagers;..... The most misunderstood people on the planet earth and are treated like children but expected to act like adults

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Facebook The Only Book I would Die To Read! :P

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Osama had a son who was weak in Maths so Osama hired a personal tutor for him... Teacher: How will u divide 4 Apples among 5 People..? Son: Kill the extra Man...

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Come Like A Racer,.... Sit Like A Yogi... And...... Go Like A King!! ..... So whats so funny about this?? ..Well this was written in a toilet!!

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Judge : Why Did u shoot ur wife instead of her lover?....... Man : Sir its Easier To Shoot One Woman Once, Than to Shoot One Man every week!

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