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"SHOUTING AT VIDEO GAMES WHEN YOU DIE :]"

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When nerdy girls in movies take off their glasses, they instantly become these beautiful girls that makes people stop and stare at their "newly found beauty". In real life when people take off their glasses, everyone just holds up fingers and asks them if they can see.

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I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:D

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Mocking people in a voice they don`t even have.

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Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD

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The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

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Dear Facebook, Dont show off! You cant even signup without me! ...Yours Sincerely, MSN, Gmail & Yahoo.

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" IF FACEBOOK WAS A SCHOOL, I WOULD GET A CERTIFICATE FOR FULL ATTENDANCE"

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*Mind F*ck* After reading this sentence, you are now aware that the the human brain does not inform you that the the word "the" has been repeated twice every time..

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I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL YOU.

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Dear Children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.

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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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Nobody is as patient as Ted Mosby`s children.

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There are 3 meanings behind "Liking someones status." 1) I agree. 2) I realize this is about me so Im liking it to rub in your face 3) I want to bang you :)

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Boy says to girl : would you wear socks if you had no feet..? Girl: no.....!! Boy: then why do you wear a bra?

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J.K. Rowling, I was fine when you said that Harry`s parents were dead. Fine, when you killed Sirius. Okay, when you killed Hedwig and Mad-Eye. A little mad when you killed Dumbledore. BUT YOU CROSSED THE LINE BY KILLING DOBBY!!!!!!!!!!”

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Awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer in the class with confidence

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Waking up & checking your FB like it`s the morning paper

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Moonwalking into jail, because you`re a smooth criminal.

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Did you get a haircut?" " No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible.

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Wouldnt life be perfect if... sweatpants were sexy, mondays were fun, junk food didnt make you fat, girls didnt cause so much drama, guys werent so confusing, nothing was regretable, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow..

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THAT KICK-ASSS MOMENT WHEN THE TEACHER CALLS ON YOU BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT YOU WEREN`T PAYING ATTENTION AND YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION RIGHT. IT`S LIKE WHAT NOW. B!TCH. (;

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VODKA. . . Deleting Memories Since 1405

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"IM DEFINITELY GOING TO SEE THAT MOVIE!".. I never go..

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