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Latest Research: . . Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!! But, . . Which Girlfriend?? . . . . . That`s Still A Topic Of Research..!! :D :P

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Class Room Is Like A Train . . . . . . . 1st Two Benches R Reserved For VIP . . Nxt Two Benches R General Coach . . . Then . Last Two Benches R Vry Demanded. . . . . . Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH" :P :D

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Dear Tequila, you were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.

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Girl:why do you always go and stand in d balcony when i sing...Boy:so dat the people dont think i'm f**kin you forcefuly!

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depressed? earrphones in.. volume up, ignore the world.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn`t. The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It`s starting to rain and the top is down."

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One day a blonde, a brunette and a redhead died, but before they went to heaven they met up with God. God: Before you enter these gates of heaven you have to climb 1000 stairs and on each stair i will tell a joke and if you laugh you will go to hell. On the 573 stair the brunette laughs and goes to hell. On the 777 stair the redhead laughs and goes to hell. On the 999 stair the blonde laughs and God asks why. The Blonde: I just got the first joke.

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That awkward moment when you get home and look at yourself in the mirror thinking…. did I really look like this all day?

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Harry Potter made wizards cool again, Left 4 Dead made zombies cool again, The Dark Knight made superheroes cool again, Twilight made vampires uncool forever

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