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Dear Icebergs, Sorry To Hear About Global Warming. -Sincerely, Titanic.

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If you receive some message that says "Send this to all your friends", please consider me not your friend..:|

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EINSTEINS THEORY OF RELATIVITY - "u get ur hands on a hot pan and every second seems to pass by as an hour ... u get ur hands on a hot chick and every hour seems to pass by as seconds "

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You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.

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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!?…………..WHERES THE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

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I wish I could set my relationship status to “I give up.”

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Computer: do you agree to the terms and conditions? me: I don’t f●●king care. get me to the good stuff!

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Wanting to scream at someone..”SHUT THE HELL UP”

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Making people laugh while drinking!

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Take a lesson from the weather it never gets affected by criticism!

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i have a heart problem.The doc says there are two solutions,ICU or U C Me ♥

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Get Up, Stand Up, stand up for your right Get Up, Stand Up, dont give up the fight

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I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell BACK-STABBER and I put down your name.

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